Junk mail haiku 2

I wrote several weeks ago about the "found haiku" I've been getting from our daily pile of junk mail.  I will point out that this project makes me happy to see a bunch of junk mail, perhaps the only way known to mankind to achieve that end.

When the appeal is for the starving and suffering of the earth, I don't like to find smartass poems in the letter, but when it comes from a less worthy cause I have no compunctions.  Here are some of the ironic or humorous haiku I've found in the junk.