Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Some people who have heard about my disappointment at the Hermitage have wondered why we got stuck in that bad situation. Here's more info, which you might keep in mind if you're planning a trip to Russia.
There are two kinds of tourist visas to Russia: a regular visa, which allows you to wander about as you wish, and a 72-hour-tourist visa, available for people who come on cruise ships. The regular visa costs about $160, so tour operators don't want to buy it for a day stop. The cruise ship visa comes with the requirement that people must take the official tour offered by the cruise ship, set up as part of the package when the ship arranges its docking. So you get the tour provided by the official tourist people, visa price included.
Our guide was a former schoolteacher and had good English -- during a longish bus ride he entertained us by reciting poetry in both Russian and English -- and our own tour leader was able to negotiate a few minor changes in the itinerary (we didn't have to stop in the souvenir shop) but we were pretty much stuck with the official plan of two museums, one church inside, one church outside, lunch, and driving around and around St. Petersburg. That didn't leave much time for any one attraction.
Our "church inside" was the Church of the Savior on Spilled Blood, built over the spot where Tsar Alexander II was assassinated in 1881. The inside surfaces are entirely paved with elaborate mosaics; the outside features an array of colorful onion domes. It was our favorite site of the entire tour and we could easily have spent a lot more time there.
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
I am a lover of cold weather, but on so many of my foreign travels I bring a heat wave with me. We just about melted in Greece and Turkey in 2008; when we spent a month in Germany in 2010 it was so hot across Northern Europe that 11,000 people died in Moscow and many of us wanted to die in Berlin; when I went to Antarctica with a suitcase full of heavy-duty winter gear it was 52 degrees one afternoon.
The day before we left for the Baltic I checked weather.com to get the forecasts for every city on our route, and didn't find a single one with a high of more than 60 degrees. Ha ha. Perhaps once it got below 60 degrees; our jackets and scarves stayed in the suitcases and we wished for shorts. It was 87 degrees in St. Petersburg, and that is not a city known for its air conditioning. Fortunately the big palaces were built with plenty of insulation and stayed tolerably warm-but-not-to-die. But it was kind of unpleasant in the restaurant and as we strolled through the streets and parks .
We were unimpressed by the time we spent standing on line, not just to get in (three separate lines at the Hermitage) but to get your passport checked on the way off the ship and to get it checked again on the way back to the ship.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
After they hustled us out of the Hermitage without letting us see very much art, we went to Catherine the Great's Palace, a 45-minute bus ride out of St. Petersburg. It's a palace -- really big, full of gold trim and baroque trim on everything. From arrival at the front door to actually entering a room with something notable to look at took one hour. We waited on line to get in the building, then we waited to get little booties to put on our feet to protect the parquet floors,
Our guide was big on pointing out the details of the fabulous furniture, which frankly didn't do much for me.
Then we strolled through the gardens
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
In almost three weeks of northern Europe, I was able to find surprisingly little art to report on. We visited four elite museums but had what I would describe as a satisfying art experience in only two of them. I'll tackle these in ascending order of satisfaction.
I've been disappointed in museums before (read about our bad day in Berlin here and my bad day in Paris here) but at least I always got to see some art. That was not to be at the Hermitage in St. Petersburg. According to the National Geographic, the fourth greatest museum in the world, with the largest collection of paintings in the world, but according to Kathy, a dud.
The Hermitage started off as a variety of state buildings, including the royal residence and a large administrative headquarters, so you can imagine that the decor was over the top. Many, many, many fabulous parquet floors and grand reception rooms:
In a huge room crowded with tourists, two tiny Da Vinci paintings, which I could not get close to:
Here, I finally got up close enough to look at some art without 27 people in front of me:
Michelangelo, The Crouching Boy
El Greco, The Apostles Peter and Paul
The greatest disappointment was the Rembrandt collection, the largest of any museum in the world with 15 paintings. We got to briefly pause in front of two of them before being hustled along by the guide.
Rembrandt, Return of the Prodigal Son (detail below)
There are three million pieces of art in the Hermitage Collection. I am not exaggerating: those six paintings are the only ones I got to stand in front of long enough to take a photo. What a thrill.
Thursday, June 7, 2018
I went to the eye doctor on Monday, because I'm having trouble seeing the little numbers in the crossword puzzle boxes and low-contrast text on the computer (everybody who thinks small gray letters on white is a nifty style for your website or blog, YOU'RE WRONG!!).
I thought maybe he would change my glasses prescription, or maybe even have a conversation about cataracts. Yes, he talked about cataracts: the one in my left eye had gotten much worse in the six months since the last exam. Probably could be taken out any time now.
Fine, I said, what happens next? You have to see the surgeon for a reality check. Fine, I said, when can that happen? He's working this afternoon, maybe he can see you right now!
And he could. He sent me for more tests, laser mapping of the topography of my eye and that sort of thing. He looked at the results, peered into my eye again, called in the first doctor for a second opinion. The verdict: "I can fix your eye so you can see good, or I can fix your eye so you can see real good."
I ignored the grammar and said if it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon see real good.
Seems I had an area of blobby, bulgy, wrinkly stuff smack dab in the middle of my cornea, which he could "smooth down" in advance of the cataract operation. Fine, I said, when can that happen? If you have somebody to drive you home, I can do it right now!
So I called my husband, and by the time he arranged for somebody to pick him up and bring him to the doctor's office, I was all "smoothed" and ready to go home. I guess the surgeon used a little dremel tool with a sanding disk and just ground away till the bumps and bulges were gone. Slapped a "bandage contact lens" over the eyeball to keep the nerve ends wet and protected, and sent me away. Two days of discomfort and blurry vision, which I have been medicating mainly with red wine, and now I feel almost as good as new.
This is the way to have surgery: no waiting, no apprehension, no second thoughts. I don't notice any improvement in vision, but I expect a huge boost in six to eight weeks when the cataract comes out.
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
For many years Ken and I have had the tradition of a "beer shot," a photo when we're sitting in a foreign place about to improve our day with a cold beverage. We align the glasses or cans so the labels are visible, along with a bit of the background scenery, such as this picturesque little cafe in Copenhagen three weeks ago.
So when I found this painting in the Hamburg Kunsthalle museum it was clearly a case of life imitating art. Even though it took three and a half centuries.