Thursday, November 7, 2013

For your crabby reading pleasure 2

From the fashion column:

"Problem: My daughter is having her second wedding at 10:30 a.m. in the yard of her new home."

"Expert opinion:  Wear a simple, knee- or tea-length lightweight dress.  Opt for a soft color:  Black in the daytime is really a bad idea, white steals from the bride, and red is considered too celebratory."


What occasion is more celebratory than a wedding???

Jean-Paul Gualtier

(well, maybe this dress is a bit too celebratory)


  1. My aunt married for the third or fourth time (I'm not absolutely sure) in Cerise.. It seemed suitable and suited her.. I wore floor-length purple with ruffles (1970s).. Then again, they could be right, perhaps some weddings should not be celebrated?

  2. Where can you get such a dress?!?

  3. Jean-Paul Gaultier, there's nobody like him.... That dress might be a bit much for a wedding, I suppose, but it would make for a truly memorable event.