Friday, March 7, 2014
As seen on TV
Seen in a TV commercial:
Daughter, 40-something, bursts through the front door, calling "Mom! What happened?"
Distraught Mom and another daughter are already in the kitchen, worried. Dad, wearing an arm sling and a vague grin, wanders by but doesn't speak.
Mom explains, "Well, he was up on the ladder cleaning the gutters and he slipped." Pause, while all three women look grim. "Thank goodness he's OK."
The other daughter looks concerned and serious: "Mom, have you and Dad thought about Final Expense Insurance?"